Why don't the Giants have a website?  (They can't put three "W's" together).

�@Why do Giants fans love the Olympics?  (So they can see people run.)

  What does a New England Patriots fan and a bottle of beer have in common?

   (They’re both empty from the neck up.)

  Why do ducks fly over the Patriot's Gillette Stadium upside down?

  (There's nothing worth pooping on!)

Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, 'I bet you don't know what day this is?'

As all husbands are trained to do, he acted indignant, and hollered back, "Of course I do!"...then he got up, slammed the door, and drove to his office.

At 11 o'clock, the doorbell rang. The wife answered, and there at her front door was a UPS driver ,and in his hand was a box containing 12 red roses.

Later, at 2 pm there was another knock at the door: this time it was a deluxe box of Belgian chocolates.

Eventually the husband came home, looking really tired after a hard day's work. His wife greeted him at the door with a big hug and a kiss, and said, "First the flowers, then the chocolates... I've never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!"